"This crossover of My Little Pony and Total Drama contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by animated teens or ponies. Do not try any of what you see here at home. Seriously, you could get messed up."
Total Drama crossover. Yes, this is a sin right off the bat. When you've been in certain fandoms as long as I have, you tend to know things. *Ding!*
"Bored, bored, bored; what to do, what to do," Discord ask bored as he flips through the channels. "Nothing good is ever on...should I go multi-verse hopping? No, did that already...nothing good is on Equestria TV...hmmm..."
Discord decides to spices thing up. The spirit zaps his TV, causing it to shake like mad. Good, it should pick up stuff from Earth, the same world that the ponies' friend Megan Williams Richards is from. Maybe there are some good shows on.
Discord-Ex-Machina. *Ding!* Also, just so we're on the same page here, this is the United Pony of Goodness Universe, not the Hasbroverse. *Ding!* Also, televisional broadcasts exist in Equestria because it's convenient for the plot. *Ding!* Also, Discord has apparently gone multiverse hopping in the past. Which is just an excuse for JusSonic to do more crossovers. *Ding!*
Discord flips through channels, seeing some shows on TV, especially about those Autobots.
Transformers. Because that's also a Hasbro property. *Ding!*
"Hmmm, what's this?" Discord asks curiously. There appears to be some man on TV standing on a dock of some camp on a little island somewhere in Canada, "Hmmm; 'Total Drama Island'?"
The Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony sat in his room, watching the show patiently. The channel that he's watching is holding a marathon of reruns of a series called Total Drama with seasons like 'Island', 'Action', 'World Tour', 'Revenge of the Island' and its recent one 'All-Stars'.
Pakihtew Island didn't happen yet, right? *Ding!*
Discord chuckles eagerly as he begins plans to bring new fun to Equestria. He needs to get the princesses, especially Twilight, to sign permission forms, then Discord got to make sure that that every contestant is alive and will be attending his little game, then give a package to Chris McClean himself...
Got to make sure Discord is on the right side of the law, after all. *Ding!*
Pinkamena reads and says, "Seems like before Golden Heart tells his story of his journey, we now meet the crazed host of his show and if he hurts Goldie, he will be sorry."
The others nod.
Big Lipped Alligator Moment. No, seriously, what does this have to do with anything? *Ding!*
Chris was smiling at his pay while looking up plans for the sixth season. The fifth season was a hit. Sure, the island sank thanks to Chef Hatchet's misuse of the Frackken Machine and yeah, that idiot Duncan went and blew his home, Mal (Mike's evil alter ego) causes trouble, and most of the campers got send up to the sky, but all in all, the producers like it enough to make a new season.
In case you didn't know how Total Drama All-Stars ended yet. *Ding!*
Of course, for some reason, Chris got word that the players who got send to the sun has been rescued but by who?
Gee, I wonder who that could have been. </sarcasm> *Ding!*
"What's this? Another lawsuit from the families of the players who almost got killed," Chris asks Chef Hatchet in annoyance. "I thought we took care of those with the money we 'borrowed' from the winner of the previous season!"
Chris is a dick to the contestants. *Ding!*
"Actually, this package just came in for both of us." Chef said as he put down a package which the big man has opened previously. Chris took out some stuff like a video and a contract.
"What's this?"
"A contract apparently; an anonymous person wishes us to make an unofficial sequel, he's apparently the same bum who rescued those players in the balloons...and you wouldn't believe where he plans on having this one; so...you in?"
Chris looks at the contract, going through it then notices one simple word: 'Equestria', the same place mentioned in the books of Megan Williams Richards.
So Discord just sent that contract through the USPS? Or whatever the Canadian equivalent of the USPS is? Shouldn't there be at least some lawyers in there to make it legit? *Ding!* Also, we're still in the United Pony of Goodness Universe, right? *Ding!*
Chris grins as he exclaims, "Oh it is on!"
Chris McLean already channeling his inner Rarity. And he hasn't even started yet. *Ding!*
We see an intro like in every seasons of Total Drama as well as 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'.
Theme. *Ding!*
This pony stopped as she noticed a shadow walking by. She looked up and noticed a strange looking horse figure. It was a blue and black horse with one blood-shot eye, one missing eye, and a red skull cutie mark. He seemed to be holding what seemed to be a walking stick.
The second coming of Donut Steel. *Ding!* Also this pony will be very important later on. The story makes absolutely no attempt to hide this fact. *Ding!*
The horse just frowned as he sat down on a bench, the pony just ignoring the horse's attitude. "Have a seat about anywhere. My name is Carol Flower! What's yours?"
The horse just frowned as he looked over at Carol. Carol chuckled as she said, "Well, names aren't important right now."
"My name's not important" cliché. *Ding!*
The horse snorted as he looked over at Carol, who picked a daisy from her mouth. "These daisies are REALLY good; you never have quite anything like them! I mean, ever since the Mag'ne had come back for a while, they inspired every pony out there..."
The horse frowned as he looked over at Carol, "The Mag'ne; The human? Never mention humans around me..."
The what? Look, Carol, just call a human a human, I'm sure everyone understands what you mean.
I think. I guess ponies and humans mingle on a daily basis in the United Pony of Goodness Universe. *Ding!*
The horse stared at Carol as he asked, "Carol, let me ask you something; your feelings on humans. What do you REALLY think of humans?"
Carol blinked as she shrugged. "From what I've heard, they're all really decent. I heard of those Jem and the Holograms, they are REALLY famous!"
Because Jem is also a Hasbro property. *Ding!* Also this is still not the Hasbroverse. *Ding!*
"Oh, for sure, for sure," Carol smiled. "Anyway, I should really... ACK!"
That was all Carol got out before a laser shot from the horse's eye, causing her to plop down to the ground... not moving. The horse nodded as he started to walk off... but not before turning around and using his laser eye to make Carol's house explodes. As the horse turned around and walked off, the last thing that was seen... were the ashes of the burning house... and a possibly dead Carol.
Gee, that definitely won't become relevant to the plot later. </sarcasm> *Ding!*
"Hello, good sir!" Heather smiled.
The passerby then stopped as he recognized the face... and was weird out by it. "Uhhh..."
"Can't talk now, I JUST WON A FREE CAR," Heather said as she started skipping off, "WHOO!"
Heather is actually nice for once. This is definitely Discord's doing. *Ding!*
Heather smiled as she looked over to see a building nearby. Heather then pulled out a letter that she got as she read it again.
"Dear Heather Wilson, Congratulations! Our popularity polls show that you have won 'Most Popular Total Drama' contestant, and thus, wins you a free car! Just come by the address below with your letter!"
Don't you at least find that a little bit suspicious, Heather? I mean seriously, if anybody wins a "most popular player" award, then that's Izzy. *Ding!*
Heather opened the door as she was ready to go inside. Heather gasped as she went inside, there was a sign pointing to 'Free Car in the second room to your left.'
Heather was so excited, she ran right to the second room to the left and walked in. "All right, I am ready for that free-"
Three.
Heather then stopped as she stared inside the room. She still held on to her smile as she started to say, "No; Oh no."
Two.
Heather's eyes started to dim as her face started to crinkle in worry. "No no no."
One.
"No. No...please no." Heather gulped as she was starting to panic. "No. No. No! No! No!"
Heather started to pull her hair in frustration. "NO! NO! NO! NO; NO NO NO NO NO NO!"
Heather was now crying, "NOOOOOOOOO; NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO; NO NO! NO! NO!"
Aaaaaaannnndddd here it is. *Ding!* Also, I don't know if there is such a thing as a Reverse Lavender Pony Syndrome, but if there is then JusSonic is a virus. *Ding!*
Heather looked up crying as she asked, "Let me guess, ALL of you had letters saying you won a free car, didn't you?"
Everyone nodded.
"But there's no free car, is there?" Heather cried.
Everyone shook their heads.
Which is why we don't give out free cars anymore. Yes, we used to enter a draw to win a car every month just for paying taxes. Supposedly this was to make us pay more taxes. *Ding!*
"It's Chris McClean again, and he just tricked ALL of us, didn't he?" Heather cried.
JusSonic does not know how to spell McLean. This happens all the time. *Ding!*
"Take a seat." Gwen, a blue haired Goth girl in Goth clothing sighed as Heather sat next to a black skinned woman in a pear shirt and green pants. "And don't worry, we all plan on murdering Chris without the media knowing."
Gwen is a dick to Chris. Though he probably deserves it. *Ding!*
Way in the back of another room, Chris nodded to Discord, Celestia and Luna as Chef set up the cameras.
"We are all set." Chris said as Chef turned on the camera. Chris smiled as he turned to the camera, "Greetings, Total Drama fans! And welcome to our next season of Total Drama! Now, you're all wondering if this is our sixth season with the new cast; sadly, no. That's not going to come out until MUCH later."
That's actually out right now, but no one knows that, right? *Ding!*
"Instead, we are going to do an All Star cast... with THIRTY EIGHT PEOPLE!"
"You mean, for-" Celestia started.
"Ignore the voice for now." Chris said as Celestia, from off-screen, frowned.
Chris is a dick to Celestia. *Ding!* Also, didn't you already do the "all-star cast" thing last season? I mean, it was called Total Drama All-Stars for a reason. *Ding!*
The camera then turned to a smiling Discord, a frowning Celestia and an indifferent Luna as Chris said, "Well, feast your eyes on my new...co-hosts, if you will."
You know Celestia must have that face that says "I did not sign up for this". *Ding!* Also, who says you're not the one who's the co-host, Chris? *Ding!*
"Well, the thirty-eight should be coming in, so they don't know what they're in for." Chris said as he picked up a DVD called 'EPICNESS!!!' "And cut the camera."
A DVD just labeled "epicness" with a bunch of exclamation marks could have anything on it. And trust me, I know what I'm talking about. *Ding!*
Chris and Chef nodded as they walked off. Celestia frowned as she turned to Discord. "I REALLY hope you know what you're doing, Discord."
"Of course I do." Discord frowned, as if offended.
"Okay, fine, but we're going to make some changes to SOME of these agreements..." Celestia said.
"I know!" Luna frowned as she looked at some pictures. "I saw the entirety of Total Drama World Tour. Torturing a poor boy like that is terrible. Turning him to that Gollum... freak!"
Luna, spoiler alert! I haven't watched the entirety of World Tour yet! *Ding!*
Discord frowned as he said, "Luna, you are such a kobold necromancer..."
"I don't see what commanding the dark arts have to do with this, but my decision still stands." Luna frowned.
If you want necromancers, I know a few fillies who can help with that. *Ding!*
Geoff started to get up... when all of a sudden he heard the click of a gun. Geoff yelped as he sat down, B pointing the pistol at Geoff.
B is a dick to Geoff. *Ding!*
"So, when do we get that free car?" Lindsay said.
Lindsay is as clueless as Sonata. *Ding!*
"I wonder what type of plot Chris is planning." The brown haired girl, named Jo, frowned suspiciously.
"Oh, oh, I bet it's so exciting that Chris wants to pull the wool over our eyes!" The purple haired girl, named Sierra, smiled. "I mean, it's not like the last time we talked with Chris, or maybe it's a day dedicated to Cody! It would be a great day!"
Jo just looked at Sierra with a blank stare as she said, "Okay, is there some KIND of medication that you should be on?"
Sierra could just jump in excitement.
I can hand you Pinkie's medication. I'm sure it can do wonders for you. *Ding!* Also, I can already tell Cody will be in a world of pain this season with Sierra. *Ding!*
In another corner, a blonde haired girl in blue clothing looked over in concern as she noticed a grey skinned creature with a light jacket and a blue hat was growling, with a large green haired creature with pink clothing hugging a white shirted nerd with glasses. The blonde, named Bridgette, sighed as she said, "I still can't believe it's been at least two years, and Chris STILL hasn't cured Ezekiel OR your girlfriend."
Do you even think he can? *Ding!*
"And as much as we used to hate this guy, I actually do feel sorry for Ezekiel." Bridgette looked over at the feral Ezekiel. "I mean, yes, I know it was his own fault, but Chris started this in the first place. I still can't believe people aren't concerned over this!"
Wait, are you just keeping Ezekiel out in the open like that? Have you not seen what he did in All-Stars? *Ding!*
All of a sudden, the door opened as everyone turned. They all glared the minute Chris walked inside. Chris smiled as he said, "Hello there, my fellow Total Drama friends! How are you all today?"
As if expecting this to happen, Chris ducked his head to the side as Chef yelped, ducking. A dagger made its mark on the wall as Chris chuckled nervously. "Okay, okay, I guess you ALL figured out there is no car. I understand what you're going through, if I was offered a free car, but there was no car, I'd be REALLY angry too."
Are you sure about that, Chris? I mean, you must have like five or six cars already. *Ding!*
Everyone stared as the green Mohawk teen named Duncan (the one who threw the knife) mildly cursed.
Duncan is secretly a mass murderer. *Ding!*
"Anyway, I'm really sorry I dragged you all out here for nothing, but if I told you the actual reason I brought you all out here, I was afraid you wouldn't show." Chris said.
"What are you talking about, McClean?" a black haired girl in dark blue clothes named Eva asked.
"The truth, my fellow competitors... is that I have something that is bigger than a car." Chris smiled.
A brown skinned teen with a red and blue shirt and brown shorts named Noah rolled his eyes. "Oh, I hope it's a boat."
Noah has a point there, a boat is technically bigger than a car. *Ding!*
"I'll ignore that snarky comment, former intern." Chris frowned. "I'm talking about something that can get us riches beyond your wildest dreams; something that can make somebody in this room... a billionaire."
How many millions have you given already, McLean? And then proceed to keep to yourself anyway? *Ding!*
All of a sudden, everyone heard a door opening and closing as we see a brown haired girl with plain clothing smiling, excited as she started, "Okay, I'm here, where's my free-"
The girl's face turned from delight to pure horror when she walked in the room, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Oh, hello, Courtney," Chris smiled. "Glad you made it."
Glad you could join us, Courtney. *Ding!* Also, discount Spike scream. *Ding!*
The orange haired girl, Izzy, looked over the notebook as she said, "Well, looks like Gwen wins by one no."
Wait, were you noting down how many nos they all did, Izzy? Because trust me, that isn't the weirdest thing you have done. Not by a long shot. *Ding!*
Chris coughed as he said, "As I was saying, all of you have been offered a chance to compete in another season of Total Drama!"
"Uh, pardon me, Chris, but... aren't you already doing a sixth season?" A red shirt Mexican teen named Alejandro asked, "With a NEW cast?"
"Yes, and I'm still doing that. This, however, is an unofficial season thought up by some... new people I've hired." Chris said.
Didn't Discord give you the contract? As far as I know, you're working for him. *Ding!*
Courtney, hearing this, groaned. "This is going to suck."
"You said it." The large girl (Leshawna) and a boy with a goatee (Harold) nodded.
You and me both, sister. *Ding!*
"Unofficial... as in, ILLEGAL," Heather pointed out. "Do the lawyers know about this?"
"That's the best part." Chris gleefully cheered. "No they don't."
I know a lawyer or three who can beat your ass out, Chris. *Ding!*
"And where will this season take place?" A fat boy with a Canadian flag shirt (Owen) asked.
"Yeah, we're really curious to know." A red haired girl (Zoey) nodded as she held a blue shirted teen (Mike)'s hand.
"Here's the best part!" Chris said as he held this DVD. "May I have a volunteer from the audience to play this?"
Is this that "epicness" DVD from before? Because again, that could be anything. *Ding!* Also, this entire scene is just an excuse to finish character introductions. *Ding!*
"Oh, let me get you up, Cody!" Sierra said as she got up... then stopped in shock as another person got up and helped Cody up.
"Here you go. You all right," A fat, white black haired girl with pink and white striped clothing asked.
"Yeah, thanks, Sadie." Cody smiled.
Sierra stared in shock as Cody turned to Sierra. "Hey, Sierra, you remember Sadie, right? Well, a few weeks ago, I ran into her and Katie in the mall, and we've been hitting it off. We've been keeping in touch lately, and it was great to hear from her."
"Keeping... in... touch." Sierra muttered every word as if she was too... shocked to put something in.
Okay, Sierra, you need to step aside and let Cody have a life.
Honestly, girl, you're a bigger stalker than Chris. And that's saying something. *Ding!*
"Ahem." Chris said. "If you're all quite done, I'd like to get this show on the road."
"Right, right," Cody said as he put the DVD into the thing.
Yeah, we're on a schedule here, this episode is only 22 minutes long. *Ding!*
EQUESTRIA NEWS
WITH DISCORD
(Heather: And the funny bunnies of Yolo!)
(Chris: This is not an MST! Don't mock it!)
Which isn't even allowed on Fimfiction anyway. Which is why this is only gonna be on this website. *Ding!*
We then turn to the crowd as we see Discord, dressed up in a fancy suit.
(Gwen: Wait, is this animated? This can't be real.)
(Chris: Can it, Gwen!)
Thiis is making me confused. This is still animated like it's taken from Friendship is Magic, right? So do they not know they're animated themselves? *Ding!*
The scene then transitioned to Discord sitting next to Nyx. "I'm sitting now with a random resident of this city. Greetings, random resident, whose name we cannot reveal at this time."
Even though the narration already tells us who it is. *Ding!* Also, Nyx. *Ding!*
"Is that a camer-" Nyx started.
Nyx knows what a camera is. *Ding!*
"Mr. Popper's Penguins the movie is very hilario-"
"No, it's not!" Discord frowned.
(Heather: (at the same time as Discord) No, it's not! That movie is terrible! It doesn't get the plot of the original book correctly!)
(Chris: Can it!)
We interrupt Total Drama Equestria to bring you Steven Universe. *Ding!* Also, "Multiple people saying the same things at the same time" cliché. *Ding!*
We then switch to Discord interviewing Celestia and Luna as Luna asked, "Is this all necessa-"
"Here I am at the princesses' castle, where they are in charge of day and night." Discord interrupted.
Geez. This is exactly what I'd expect from a Chris McLean production. *Ding!*
After the video stopped, Chris smiled as he turned to the 38 people in the room. "Do any of you know what this means?"
Everyone just blinked in confusion. Zoey then said, "Uh, about what?"
"These lands! The land of Equestria that you just saw," Chris smiled in excitement.
"What about them?" Duncan asked.
Chef pulled over a whiteboard to Chris as Chris pulled out a teaching stick. "I've been researching these lands of Equestria, and it turns out, there IS such a thing as other dimensions!" Chris smiled as he used his pointing stick to point out drawings of various dimensions, including a question mark on the board with the worlds, 'POSSIBLE'. "People said it couldn't be done, but hey, look at that, it's been done!"
Did you steal that thing from Stanford Pines? *Ding!*
Trent rolled his eyes as he said, "And this is where our next season takes place? In some fictional world you made up? I admit, the animation is nice, and the voice of Q from Star Trek: The Next Generation was a nice touch, but that..."
Voice actor joke. *Ding!*
"Equestria isn't fictional!" Chris frowned. "Have you ever heard of stories written by a girl named Megan Williams?"
This is still not the Hasbroverse. *Ding!*
"We loved these books!" Katie and Sadie smiled as they screamed in delight.
"I... only read one book; Really," Heather stated, obviously lying through her teeth.
"I... may have picked up a few books." Gwen said.
"EVERY... BOOK... EVER," Sierra and Owen said in delight.
So is Generation 1 of My Little Pony canon in the United Pony of Goodness Universe? I made a whole joke about that, but now I'm curious. *Ding!*
"Yeah, but even if there is such a land..." Noah frowned. "Which I doubt, how do we even travel?"
"Well... adults and children can travel through a portal just fine and not be affected... BUT..." Chris smiled. "For some reason, the way to portal can affect t eenagers' bodies... so, in order to get you all in, we have to transform you into their types, the ponies."
Discount Equestria Girls. *Ding!*
"Anyway, I won't even be picking the teams randomly as I always do, if it makes you feel any better. You're all going to draw rocks, and if you have one of four white rocks, you're the team captain." Chris said.
"So, if say I pick some rock like this, it would be random." Izzy said as she was digging through the bag of rocks.
Chris yelped. "HEY! How did you get that?"
Izzy chuckled nervously as she said, "Uh... wanted to get a head start?"
Chris, it's Izzy. You really don't need an explanation with that girl. *Ding!*
"So... we're COSPLAYING as furries." Noah rolled his eyes.
"No. Cosplaying is for people dressing up in costumes and going to cons, and being a furry is for perverts because they don't have lives."
Which is why there's a whole category on EqD for cosplayers. *Ding!* Also I'm a bit of a pervert for watching men turn into women, but that doesn't make me a furry. *Ding!* Wait, that came out wrong. Uhhhhh... ignore that last part.
"So... we're COSPLAYING as furries." Noah rolled his eyes.
"No. Cosplaying is for people dressing up in costumes and going to cons, and being a furry is for perverts because they don't have lives."
"Whereas, we're being ponies, going to some 'enchanted world', and it's for the contestants that DO have lives." Noah said.
"Now you're getting it." Chris nodded.
Chris is right, you know. The brony fandom and the furry fandom still don't get along very well to this day. *Ding!*
Alejandro gave a smirk as he turned to Heather. "Well, my girlfriend..."
Heather frowned as she put down her rock. "Excuse me?"
"Oh come on, Heather, we've been together since All-Stars, I'm sure that you and I make a great..." Alejandro started.
"Alejandro, that whole thing was a prank to get back at Chris in the finale." Heather said. "I never liked you at all. Besides, my boyfriend would be pretty angry when he sees you flirting with me."
Alejandro stopped instantly as he dropped his rock, "Boyfriend?"
"You never were my boyfriend" cliché. *Ding!*
"Read my lips." Heather frowned. "I never liked you at all! That thing in All-Stars was never a thing! Remember, we agreed to do that to troll Chris?"
"I KNEW IT!" Chris smirked. "Pay up, Chef."
Chef grumbled as he paid some money to Chris.
If Chris made a bet with Chef that Heather was trolling with him then Chris either has bigger problems or no problems. And I mean mental problems. *Ding!*
Everyone paused as they all touched their hearts... and then they all laughed at Chris as everyone got up.
"YEAH RIGHT!"
"WHAT A PSYCHOPATH!!"
"He really thinks there's a land of ponies? And they call ME crazy!"
Chris frowned as he saw everyone laughing. "Sheesh, it's like working with a bunch of kindergartners."
Did JusSonic accidentally predict Total Dramarama? *Ding!*
Chef nodded as he put the gas mask on. Chris put his own on as he walked out and shut the doors.
"Hey, what the," Gwen yelped.
"Right; Gas them all!" Chris said.
"What the-" Everyone gasped as they noticed a green gas filling up the room. Everyone was then swaying and swaying into unconsciousness...
Wait, I'm pretty sure that's not safe. Or legal. *Ding!*
"YOU GASSED THEM?" Celestia and Luna yelled at Chris as they looked in the room.
Celestia's reaction is exactly what I expected it to be. *Ding!*
"You should have just brought us out!" Luna frowned. "It would have been easier!"
No, no, I'm pretty sure that would have been worse. *Ding!*
"What are you guys doing here?" Chris frowned. "Josh?"
"Well, Blaineley and I... we came here for the free car." Josh, the tuxedo man, said.
"What? I didn't send YOU GUYS any free car things?" Chris said.
"That's because I did." Celestia said. "Look closely at the contract we made, and you will see that the invitation said 'FORTY' contestants, not 'THIRTY-EIGHT'."
"Character does not read tiny print on contract" cliché. *Ding!*
"So, wait... we're competing in another Total Drama season?" Blaineley smiled. "Oh, this is exciting! Where's the popcorn when you need it!"
Discord is right there, Blaineley. *Ding!* Also, exclamation mark instead of question mark. *Ding!*
"Come on..." Chris groaned.
"You have to." Celestia said. "We need an even number of teams."
Actually, Celestia, that does make an even number of teams. You just need to split the teams in two, and then double the amount of players on each team.
Actually, oh no wait, this will last forever that way, and we need to wrap this up by episode 26. *Ding!*
"So, I have to be a pony or something to be in this game?" Blaineley asked as Josh came over.
"Pretty much, but you need to be unconscious so that the transformation can work." Celestia said. "I know you're both adults, but we need the number to be even."
"Hey, we can do it." Josh smiled. "Just let us know when you're ready."
Chris and Chef then put the gas masks on as Chris said, "Okay, gas them!"
Is that your answer to everything, Chris? *Ding!*
Stay awake,
don't rest your head
Don't lie down upon your bed
While the moon drifts in the skies
Stay awake,
don't close your eyes
Though the world is fast asleep
Though your pillow's soft and deep
You're not sleepy as you seem
Stay awake, don't nod and dream
Stay awake, don't nod and dream
Cue Sweetie Belle with the reprise. *Ding!* Also, nice bit of inversion there. Heck, minus one sin! *!ginD* (And yes, I know I had just undone the previous sin. Sue me.)
"Damn Chris... I think I'm dead now... so this is the way we go, huh? Well, this is just great... just great... question is, do I end up in heaven, or end up in...hell?"
Inside the main hall, a blue unicorn with a blue mane and a star cutie mark, was getting up and opening her eyes a little bit as she rubbed them.
Ponification. *Ding!*
"Sheesh, I feel a lot heavier than usual... I feel... like I'm a young child, learning to crawl..."
"Not realizing you've been transformed" cliché. *Ding!*
"Wait...pegasuses; Ponies with a horn and wings; I know one of them seems normal... this must be a crazy dream... running with this..."
Excuse me, Grammar Nazi here, the correct word is pegasi. *Ding!*
All four of the ponies then looked at each other... and their first reaction to realizing what had just happened... was to scream.
I mean, considering the circumstances, that seems like a perfectly logical reaction. I mean, if I was turned into a pony while I was sleeping, the first thing I would do was scream as well. *Ding!*
"This is so... strange..." Gwen said as she was looking over her pony form.
"Isn't it?" Another voice said.
Gwen, Alejandro and Scott yelped as they turned to see the Alicorn standing there. All three of them said, "YOU CAN TALK???"
"You can talk" cliché. *Ding!*
Gwen, Alejandro, Scott and B turned to see two very familiar humans (Chris and Chef) coming in.
"YOU," Gwen, Alejandro, Scott and B frowned as they started towards Chris.
"KILL HIM!" Scott called out.
"BURN HIM TO PIECES!" Gwen called out.
You know, when you say that, you're not that much better than Chris. *Ding!*
"STOP!"
Gwen, Alejandro, Scott and B immediately stopped as they were almost to Chris. Their mouths dropped the instant Princess Celestia entered the room.
"There will be no killing here." Princess Celestia exclaims sternly to the new ponies..
Yeah, that's Pinkie's job. Or, Pinkamena's I guess. *Ding!*
Gwen paused as she said, "Okay, am I dreaming, or is this all real?"
"Sorry to say, you're not dreaming." Discord said as he appeared, jar with the others' souls in hand. "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Discord, and I will be the new co-host for Total Drama Equestria."
Roll credits. *Ding!*
"So... you're real." Gwen said in shock.
"Indeed , we are." Celestia said, "Me and Luna are also co-hosts as well."
Discord frowned as he muttered, "Against my will..."
You sent the contract, Discord, I think that means you should be the one in charge! *Ding!*
"Anyway, we're here now, so let's get over this thing." Discord said. "Anyway, Gwen, Alejandro, Scott and Beverly..."
"Please don't call me Beverly. My parents wanted a girl, and I was stuck with that name." B sighed.
Can't wait for you to meet Ben Mare then. *Ding!*
"Alejandro, you are the Pegasus, so your team is the 'Flying Pegasuses'." Discord smiled.
"The correct term is 'Pegasi'." Alejandro frowned.
*Ding!*
Alejandro immediately yelled out, "HEATHER!"
"What, no, I'm not ready yet!" Heather's voice was heard... before one of the floating lights on the jar was seen being pulled out. "No, don't! I wasn't even..."
Alejandro is a dick to Heather. He just did that because he wants dirt on her boyfriend. *Ding!*
Heather was a red furred Pegasus, with a black mane and queen bee cutie mark... but her wings were another story. One of them was fine, but the other was VERY crippled, like it was crinkled from paper.
"Handicapped pony" cliché. Like we don't have enough of that from Scootaloo. *Ding!*
B paused as he whispered to Scott, "Are those two lesbians?"
"No! Of course not! She and I dated on Total Drama All Stars." Scott smiled.
I don't think that ever happened, Scott. If memory serves, that was a setup by Mal. *Ding!*
"Okay, let's see..." Alejandro paused. "Noah, I need some brains."
Noah's pony form was a blue furred Pegasus with a brown mane and a book under a lamp cutie mark. Noah rolled his eyes as he said, "Typical... choose the nerd because he can read..."
Can't wait for Noah to meet Twilight Sparkle. *Ding!*
"Katie, I'm going to choose you to come out, and I'll choose Sadie too if it makes you feel good." Gwen called.
"Really," Katie's voice was heard as both lights came out of the jar.
Wait, I don't think you can double dip with this. Who's making the rules around here? *Ding!*
"I'm going to choose Cody..." B paused.
Cody's Alicorn form, which was a yellow furred alicorn with a brown mane and a computer mouse cutie mark came out as Cody smiled. "Hey, thanks B."
"...and Sierra," B finished.
B probably did that on purpose. Either that or Chris forced him to. *Ding!*
Sam's Pegasus form was a brown mane tan furred pony with glasses and a video game controller cutie mark.
Discount Button Mash. *Ding!*
"Yes, I am not! I just..."
Everyone immediately stopped as they turned to the pink Pegasus pony with a blonde mane and a crown cutie mark whose had immediately covered her mouth.
Dakota paused as he put it down. "Wait...I can talk normally again?"
Dakota gasped in delight. "I CAN TALK NORMALLY AGAIN!"
"I can talk again" cliché. *Ding!*
"But... how?" Sam said as everyone turned to Chris.
Chris frowned. "Not me."
You weren't my first guess, Chris. *Ding!*
Ezekiel then immediately turned to Chris as he growled, "Chris, I want to have a few choice words with you..."
Chris paused and gulped before turning to Celestia. "I liked him better as the Gollum lookalike..."
Gollum lookalike. *Ding!*
"Too bad; we don't." Celestia frowned.
"We didn't either." Everyone said.
"Come on, e-even you Chef?" Chris said as he turned to Chef.
"I may be with you on most things, but I'm not WITH you on the fact you turned the poor boy into a monster!" Chef frowned.
Sorry, Chris, you're on your own with this one! *Ding!*
"You're all kobold necromancers; that's what you are!" Chris frowned.
Again, I know a trio of fillies. *Ding!*
Once the pink pony with a blond mane, a hat, and a cowboy hat on a disco ball cutie mark and a blue pony with a blonde mane and a surfboard cutie mark... they paused as they looked at each other.
"How are we supposed to make out like this?" Geoff asked.
"We'll work out the details later..." Celestia said.
Okay, I'm not sure how horse anatomy works, but I'm pretty sure you still have a dick and a vagina. You figure it out from there. *Ding!*
Alejandro smirked as he said, "The crazy girl and the Jersey girl."
A green furred Pegasus with a wild orange mane and a cutie mark consisting of three bombs came out as she said in excitement, "I'M READY FOR THE ACTION! Oh, what's this do, what's that do!"
Discount Pinkie Pie. *Ding!*
Luna paused as she said, "That green Pegasus is SO much like Twilight's friend, it's not funny..."
Like I said, discount Pinkie Pie. *Ding!*
"Call my name, call my name!" Blaineley's voice was heard.
Everybody immediately stopped as Scott's eyes widened. "Wait, is that Blaineley?"
Immediately, a red pony with a red cloak came out as Blaineley smiled. "Oh my gosh! Thank you; now, back to business!"
Notice how we don't get any information on Blaineley's cutie mark. It's like JusSonic is flashing a big neon sign that says "THIS IS IMPORTANT!". *Ding!* (I was almost tempted to have the text flash too, just to get the point across.)
"And before we get going to our ceremony..." Chris smirked as he pulled out a remote from his pocket and pushed a button. Chris paused as he waited for something to happen.
Everyone (except for Celestia and Luna) just blinked in confusion as Chris frowned. Chris pushed the button again and again, frowning. "What is with this thing? It was supposed to send Ezekiel to another..."
"We took the batteries out before the captains woke up." Luna frowned.
Nice try, Chris. *Ding!*
Chris frowned as he glared at Luna. "You are such a kobold necromancer..."
Luna blinked as she said, "Why does everyone keep referring me to a necromancer? I don't look like one at all."
Again, I know a few fillies. *Ding!*
"Since we have forty contestants, we won't be... eliminating one at a time. We will be eliminating TWO an episode."
That's just an excuse to make a 20-episode season. *Ding!*
"Aren't we voting?" Trent asked. "That's how the past Total Dramas have done it."
"Not this time." Celestia said, "Me and Luna will be deciding based off our thoughts to see which one will go."
So we're changing up all the rules, are we? Why not get the readers viewers to vote them out? That's how it works in BFDI. *Ding!* Also, if this
was like BFDI, there would be useless win tokens and points that mean nothing. At least Inanimate Insanity is more consistent. *Ding!*
Chris paused as he said, "You know, I'm officially scared of you now."
Celestia is a dick to Chris. *Ding!*
"Wait... what about the confessional?" Mike asked.
"Yeah, we usually get a confessional, eh." Ezekiel said.
Celestia smirked. "Well, you'll get your own PRIVATE confessional to yourself. Just think 'Confessional', and your own box will appear before you to vent your thoughts.
Wait, so what happens when they go into the confessional? And where is the confessional anyway? Did you just have fourty port-a-potties lying around that you magicked up to make them intangible or something? *Ding!*
"For now though, this is going to be a breather episode, so take it easy and make friends with the locals."
Breather episode—meaning this contributes absolutely nothing to the plot. *Ding!*
"But before we go through with it..." Discord took a breath. "Everypony, I think it would be a good idea if you went to your teams and did an expression on the stage so that the cameras can focus on your lovely personalities."
Everyone paused as Geoff asked, "May I ask why?"
"Because it will symbolize our unity, even though we are breaking our fellowship." Discord smiled.
"Why would we want to do that?" Cameron asked.
Discord glared as he tried to explain, "It will strengthen our bonds as we-"
"What does bondage have to do with anything?" Noah asked.
Discord was now starting to get annoyed as he started, "In our darkest hour, we will always-"
"Isn't it daylight... nine o'clock in the morning?" Lindsay asked, looking up.
Discord was now shaking in anger as he tried to say his line, "But when something really bad is going down-"
"Like what?" Courtney frowned.
"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" Discord turned to the others. "Look, I'm trying to film the teaser trailer so that when we release it, it's going to get people excited! I want you guys to pose for the teaser trailer!"
Teaser? What tea—oooh, you mean this? Meh, I've seen better. *Ding!*
"And now, the beginning of a new, exciting adventure," Chris announced with his signature grin, "For all you drama fans and Bronies out there, get ready for a Total Drama series unlike any other: Total... Drama...Equestria!!"
Roll credits. *Ding!*
"Before we go, I like to point out two more things." Chris said as Discord makes a couple of TVs appears. "First off, we got cameras all over Equestria that will keep track of you, so that the princesses will decide the eliminations."
"How are you able to pull that off?" Justin asked, puzzled.
"Oh, simple; we hijacked Rainbow Dash's security camera system that was shown on her little e-mails show." Discord remarks slyly as he points to each monitors showing a certain place in Equestria, including the throne room.
We interrupt Total Drama Equestria to bring you Homestar Runner. *Ding!*
"I wonder if that system could be used on the confessionals, too." Chris said slyly.
"Chris." Luna said to Chris sternly, giving him a glare that said, 'don't even think about it.'
Chris, you have issues. *Ding!*
"So Heather, who is this new boyfriend of yours?" Leshawna ask Heather curiously.
"That's for a need to know basics...in other words, you don't need to know!" Heather snaps sternly to Leshawna. The big girl frowns, getting annoyed as usual.
"You don't need to know" cliché. *Ding!*
"Well, the ponies may get worried about finding out that the new ponies are ponies." Trent explains to Jo this situation.
"So? They are friends with author Megan Richards since the Ponyland days." Brady said, not getting the idea of the problem.
"Well, how to explain this better...did any of you heard of that whole Conversion Bureau mentioned on the news years ago?" Trent asks his fellow players, wanting to make a point to his reminder.
Conversion Bureau. *Ding!*
Duncan: Okay, so I messed up, big deal. Maybe Courtney could take me back. (Scoffs) Then again, maybe someday pigs could fly.
You got Discord to help you with that, Duncan. *Ding!*
On the ground level, six ponies known as the Mane Six watch from below. Applejack asks her leader, friend and princess, "So who are we done supposed 'ta be meeting?"
"I don't know. The princess said that 40 new ponies are going to be staying in Ponyville for a few weeks and we must entertain them as best as possible." Twilight said, checking out the recent letter from the princess. "They are supposed to be arriving in balloons."
"Oh boy, oh boy! I hope they are fun!" Pinkie giggles, bouncing up and down. "This is going to be a very Super Duper Funtastic Day-O-Riffic!"
"Whoever they are, I sure hope they're friendly and kind." Fluttershy said with a smile.
"Yeah, and maybe some of them could be cool!" Rainbow remarked with a grin.
"And better had better manners than the Three Phantomteers," Rarity remarks with a frown. "Nothing against those three ghosts of course."
And if you don't know who these are, better read JusSonic's other stories! *Ding!*
Pinkie bounces up to Izzy who got up and looks at her. She looks right back. Both of them look at each other doing mirror impressions.
Their friends and the players look as Pinkie and Izzy stick their tongues out, then both smirk and giggle like fools before falling down.
"Oh, man. There's two of them." Rainbow said with an annoyed tone of voice.
"Ugh, tell me about it." Gwen said with a sigh of agreement.
You and me both, sister. *Ding!*
"Oooh, oooh! Time for the welcome song." Pinkie exclaims happily as she brought her party cart in.
"No way, forget it! I am NOT singing and neither will you!" Duncan snaps angrily to Pinkie. "Not after the last time."
And especially not the welcome song. *Ding!*
"Wait for it!" Pinkie exclaims eagerly. An oven in the cart pops open, blowing out confetti onto the ponies, some of it got on the newcomers.
At least she didn't dump the cake mix again. Minus one sin! *!gniD*
Pinkie: I like these new ponies, I really do! (Looks around) Say, what is this room anyway? Never been here before!
Wait, is Pinkie allowed to use a confessional? *Ding!*
Twilight begins the tour, taking her new friends (and somewhat) to the first stop: the Golden Oaks Library. She comments, "This is the Golden Oaks Library, my home since I first came here to Ponyville."
"What? Couldn't afford a castle?" Noah asks Twilight, arching an eyebrow at this.
Give it time. A tree will give her one. *Ding!* Also, it's actually pronounced Golden Oak. *Ding!*
Dawn: (having a dictionary of Equestria in her hand) Ah, there it is, Moon Dragon. Well, that makes a lot of sense.
Not to me, it doesn't. And I read a lot of stories in this verse. Hand me that dictionary, Dawn. *Ding!*
"So, you have a daughter and two dragons." Bridgette smiled. "Say, you wouldn't happen to have a husband, do you?"
"Boyfriend and he is right here." A familiar voice said.
Everyone then turned to see Ben Mare coming in. "Hello, allow me to introduce myself. I am..."
Who gives a damn about you? Your new name is "self-insert". *Ding!* I'm not actually kidding about that, by the way. This is JusSonic's actual avatar. Which was not up when I did this. Which means JusSonic knows that I called Ben a self-insert of him and rolled with it. Which now makes it a sin. *Ding!*
Everyone paused as they all stared at each other weirdly. Ben just blinked as he said, "Uh, no... I'm..."
"Chester McBadBat, the worst player on the team!" Izzy smiled. "That would explain Timmy Turner's voice on you, Twilight."
Voice actor joke. *Ding!*
Twilight then turned to the others. "Just who are these people you mentioned that have similar voices to Ben."
"Uh... they live in... Can... Dry... Gon... Ton... Ia." Gwen said as she almost said 'Canada', but yelped as she tried to look at some stuff... first looking at Spike, then at Phobos, then at some toner that happened to be next to the ink.
"Candrygontonia; Oh, I've heard of that place!" Pinkie said. "It's on the nether regions, far from Everfree Forest."
Pinkie knows every location in Equestria, it's terrifying. *Ding!* Also, I'm pretty sure Tara Strong does not live in Canada. At least, I don't think she does. *Ding!*
Izzy: Actually, those are the voices that Jason Marsden did. Who knew that Jason Marsden, the same guy who does the new Nermal, does the voice of Ben here?
Uhhh, no one, since JusSonic gives random people voices to his characters! *Ding!*
Back with the hosts, Celestia paused as she said, "I have seen that show on Discord's TV... and I have seen Nermal's character on there... I'm certainly glad Ben is not like that..."
"Oh, but your son would make a GOOD cutest kitty cat in the whole world." Discord smiled.
"Wait... son?" Chris said as he looked up at Celestia. "Gods can reproduce?"
"Watch your mouth." Celestia said as she used her horn to tape Chris's mouth shut.
And Ben's actually adopted. Long story. *Ding!*
"Ha! You call that 'Apple Bucking'?! Let Lightning show you how it's done! Shazam," Lightning laughs as he kicks at a tree...causing a bunch of apples to fall onto him, burying the arrogant new Earth pony. "Ouch!"
"Reminds you of someone, Rainbow?" Rarity asks laughing as she recalls how Lightning's arrogance reminds her of a certain Pegasus pony's ego.
"I don't act like that!" Rainbow pouts while crossing her upper forelegs as she flies in the air.
Lightning is discount Lightning Dust. Which explains his name actually. *Ding!*
Staci: I got to say, this Equestria thing is very amazing. My great mother...
Pinkie: (peeks in) and that's enough out of you, Miss Liar Pants on Fire!
Pinkie Pie storms into others' confessionals. Because she's Pinkie Pie, fuck logic. *Ding!*
"It's like this whole thing is a game to them." Ben said, observing the ponies' recent behavior.
"If it is a game, I wonder what they're playing," Pinkie asked in wonder.
"If it is, I wanna play if they ask." Rainbow remarks with a smile.
You have to ask Chris first. He'd be more than happy to let you play. *Ding!*
The gang are on their way to check out Rarity's Carousel Baroque. Dakota spots a door on the side of Sugarcube Corner. Curiosity got the best of her as she came over and open it.
Rainbow, noticing, yelps as she asks nervously, "Uh, Dakota? I wouldn't open that if..."
Dakota opens the door...revealing a freaky looking Pinkamena on the other side, smirking madly as she said, "Your number just came uuuuuuuuuuupppppppp!"
"AAARGH," Dakota screams in terror as she closes the door.
And here is your mandatory jumpscare for the day. *Ding!*
Rainbow slaps herself on the forehead as the mare rush to Sam, hugging him, "Brrr! There's something in there that looks like Pinkie, only with a flat mane and with creepy teeth!!!"
"Look, I'm sure it's just an illusion." Sam said to Dakota in concern, trying to calm her down.
"Go ahead, Dashie." Pinkie said, popping in and smiling to Rainbow. "Tell her about the weird creature that lived in my secret dungeon ever since we made 'Cupcakes'."
"No." Rainbow snaps sternly to her friend. The last thing she wants is to bring Pinkamena Diane Pie up!
Please don't. That is the last thing we need. *Ding!* (Also, have never read Cupcakes. Watched Smile HD which is close enough.)
"The gang reaches the Carousel Baroque where Rarity shows off her dresses. Lindsay giggles as she tries one on, "Wow, you are an expert."
"Thank you, darling. I did win the fashion show in Manehattan one time." Rarity said proudly. She motions to her cup nearby. "See?"
"'World's Great Grandma'," Ezekiel ask, reading the label and laughing. "Yeah, you must be getting old, eh?"
"Uh, no; that was something that Sweetie made for our dear grandmother. The trophy is next to that one."
"That is the wrong item" cliché. *Ding!*
Pinkie: (laughing) HA HA HA HA HA! (Take a deep breath, then pauses) What are we laughing at?
Pinkie has no idea what's going on. Then again, she should not be in a confessional. *Ding!*
"Should we disqualify her for that," Luna asks her sister curiously, frowning at what Jo has done to Spike as seen on the monitors. "I mean, that wasn't sportsponyship."
Sportsponyship. Because fuck the English language when you can make horse puns. *Ding!*
"Princess," Private Kenny calls out as he trots into the room. Chris and Chef yelped and ducks to avoid being seen in time. "We got reports of an explosion from the Everfree Forest."
"Oh dear. What happened?"
"We don't know. A pony whose was travelling by saw an explosion occurring and called the Royal Guard. We are searching for the owner known as Carol...we don't know what happened but I fear it may be the Apocalypse Ponies or the Dark Ponies."
Remember that scene in the beginning? Yeah, I knew you didn't. *Ding!*
"Mr. McClean? Your game came at a bad time."
"Relax. That's what makes this game fun." Chris said calmly as he and Chef came out of hiding. "Mal came in as a new enemy, messes with the players, and he's gone at the season finale."
"Yeah. You just love drama." Chef remarked, rolling his eyes, making Chris glares at him.
Which is why "drama" is in the title, naturally. *Ding!*
"Interesting." The Superior said in amusement as he and his cronies watches what's going in their meeting room back in their HQ. "New ponies...yet they don't appear to be...ponies."
"Bad guys know the truth" cliché. *Ding!* Also, discount Organisation XIII. *Ding!*
"Go on, he won't hurt you." Fluttershy said as she pointed to a nearby shark.
Scott, upon noticing, yelped as he jumped to the side and hid behind a bush. "I'll stay here, thanks."
You know not every shark needs to be that one specific shark, right Scott? *Ding!*
"It's all right, I've got something to cuddle..." Blaineley said from offscreen.
Twilight turned and her mouth dropped as she saw Blaineley hugging Ben tightly, against his will. Twilight frowned as she said, "Get off him!"
"You're right." Blaineley smiled as she let go of Ben and hopped right to Applejack, who got uncomfortable. "She's much more comfy."
I'm pretty sure there has to be some sort of joke with Applejack and fluffiness. Probably on a comic on DeviantArt, I dunno. *Ding!*
Blaineley: I can't help it! They are so adorable! I'm not stopping until I hug EVERY pony in this world!
You're going to be here a while then, Blaineley. *Ding!*
"Aw, that's so cute." Lindsay said, cuddling a kitten. "They're all like the ones back in Can-"
"-ny Kolan, which is where we are from!" Heather said, covering Lindsay's mouth.
"Oh, Canny Kolan; Yeah, we've heard of that place." Ben said. "Though why you would live there is beyond me."
Huh. I was expecting Pinkie Pie to chime in. *Ding!*
Lindsay: I was going to say Canned Tuna.
That would have actually worked too. There has to be a place in Equestria called Canned Tuna. Kinda sounds like Canterlot when you say it fast enough. *Ding!*
DJ: I can't believe it! Nothing bad actually happened for once! I'm actually near an animal, and nothing bad happened! It was bad luck that last time! That streak is over! Yes!
Well, you're technically an animal yourself. *Ding!*
While this was happening, Noah sighed as he was reading over a book called 'History of Ponyland'. Twilight came over to Noah as she asked, "Interesting book, so far?"
"Oh yes, I've been studying history, and I really wanted to know more about Equestria's history." Noah said.
"Well, if you need anything, you are free to ask me." Twilight said. "I've studied a lot on Ponyville, and the history of before Equestria."
Noah nodded as he turned the page... then blinked. "Hey, I just noticed there's a gap between April 11, 16 B.E. and May 11, 16 B.E."
Convenient missing piece of history. This will definitely be touched upon later. *Ding!*
Noah: You know, at first, I thought, "Great, living in a world of ponies is going to suck", but coming in... actually, I'm very interested in all the history that went on, all the way from B.E., Before Equestria, and A.E., After Equestria.
So what was before Equestria? Was Gen 1 before Equestria? Because my limited knowledge of Gen 1 knows that the land was called Ponyland and not Equestria. *Ding!*
Everyone gave their nods as Twilight said, "Great and GET OFF ME!"
Everyone had to chuckle as they saw Blaineley holding on to Twilight. "But you're so fluffy..."
We interrupt Total Drama Equestria to bring you Despicable Me. *Ding!*
Heather: Seeing Blaineley... well, this is just an embarrassment. Yes, we get the ponies are cute... but we shouldn't cuddle every one of them! Sheesh... this is just embarrassing... you don't see me cuddling with some stuffed animal!
Who said anything about a stuffed animal, Heather? Are you hiding something? *Ding!*
Upon seeing their bags that just happened to be at the library, everyone was getting unpacked as Heather looked around. No one was looking. Heather quickly put her hooves in the bag and pulled out a small stuffed cat. She quickly hugged it then quickly put it back in the bag. Luckily, nobody had noticed...
Except for me. I told you you were hiding something. *Ding!*
Discord smirked as he said, "Hoo, gossip!"
"Hmmm...you know, I always saw that stuffed cat in Heather's bag whenever she brought it." Chris paused.
Celestia frowned as she said, "You SPY on the GIRLS in the GAME?"
"No..." Chris gulped. Celestia gave a glare. "Well... not all the time."
"He's right." Chef nodded. "Most times, he'll spy on them in the showers."
Chris is a stalker. Or worse, a paedophile. *Ding!*
(Izzy)
Room here for everyone, gather around!
(Pinkie and Izzy)
The constable's "responstable"! Now, how does that sound?
"Wait, hold on, hold it, hold it; hold it!" Courtney frowned as she stopped Pinkie and Izzy's music number for a moment. "Responstable is not a word."
What are you, Sweetie Belle? *Ding!*
Pinkie/Izzy: (looking at a script for 'Total Drama Equestria', ripping out some pages.) Don't mind us.
Pinkie, you said you didn't like spoilers, drop the script! *Ding!* Also, these two are changing the script. *Ding!*
Celestia and Chris paused as Chris said, "Why does that book they're holding have a title that says the very thing we're film- oh, right."
And you're letting them change the script on a whim? *Ding!* Also, shouldn't there even be a script in the first place? This is supposed to be reality TV, after all. *Ding!*
(Pinkie)
Can't put our finger...
(Izzy)
On what lies in store...
You two don't have fingers. *Ding!*
"Princess, there you are!" Private Kenny came in to the library as Celestia put away the stuff in the safe. "We managed to locate the explosion... but we found Carol's body. She's dead."
Celestia sighed as she said, "Check again... she's not dead. She's been... parafried."
"She's not actually dead" cliché. *Ding!* Also, JusSonic unabashedly steals from the Harry Potter universe. *Ding!*
At this moment, the group was having their time before one of the contenders started to do something.
"Yo, check what I got from the library! A cool orb thing," Ezekiel spoke off to reveal a sweat looking blue orb to the group.
"Ooohh, it's beautiful? Can it do anything?" Lindsey spoke in seeing her reflection, very nice.
"Oh-oh; It must be magic! Somepony try a spell to active it!" Izzy spoke out excited to wonder what this orb does.
Izzy's right for once. We're in Equestria, that must be a magical artifact. *Ding!*
"You can't just bring something you don't know! Messing around with the Orb of Confusion will give you...." Twilight was scolding those that were messing with the orb, telling them that doing such would result in one thing she was getting to before she was cut off.
"Confusion," Pinkie Pie popped in to issue the idea of what her friend would have said.
"Ugh, yeah, that?" Twilight slowly responded in that being her point.
Well, no duh. What did you expect it to do, poison you or silence you? Or maybe even paralyze you? *Ding!*
Discord: FYI, the one who brought in that little treat, was me. Figure it could be funny to seeing folks get confused during such moments.
Honestly, this seems like it would have been Chris's doing. You're doing a great job already, Discord. *Ding!*
"Yo, what's this thing?" Geoff asked from holding up a disc with a gem in the center.
"That's a special disc called the Melody Mirror. It shows what has been recorded from any previous ponies that sang songs to be recorded." Rainbow Dash explained what the object was so that the new ponies would know it better.
So it's a hologram with a built-in DVD player? *Ding!*
Duncan: Everyone knows that in the music business , the villains always make the best rock n roll sounds to pump the soul.
Just ask the Dazzlings. *Ding!*
"Geez; Pinkie and Izzy would act like twin sisters, if that's possible." Justin remarks while posing for some of the passing mares, making them giggle. Surprisingly, the Mane Six are immune. Rarity just rolled her eyes, Twilight still got her colt-friend, Fluttershy kept on looking away shyly, AJ and Rainbow just frown and Pinkie...'s being Pinkie.
"Please, don't put that idea in our heads!" Cameron remarks with a shudder, "Two Izzys. Brrrrr!
Two Pinkies. Brrrrrr! *Ding!* Also, missing end quote. *Ding!*
The three fillies turned and, as their eyes widened, noticed an exciting Blaineley rushing towards them as she shouted, "I wanna eat you up!!! HUUUUG," Hearing this got the fillies' eyes widened.
"Scootaloo, scoot as fast as yew can! We done got a crazy one!" Apple Bloom screams in terror to Scootaloo.
"Right," Scootaloo exclaimed before she started going faster on her scooter with the use of her wings.
"Come on, I wanna hug!" Blaineley exclaims as she chases after the ponies.
You acted like you wanted to eat them, Blaineley, don't lie. *Ding!*
(We surprisingly see Chris and Chef in the confession)
Chris: (annoyed) Okay, seriously? Why do folks think Blaineley and I are an item? She tries to take over my quarters and made an illegal alliance with Chef for crying out loud!
Chef: Must be because how both of you are insensitive and rude to the contestants. I don't blame them.
Chris: Geez, people!
You two are definitely an item and this will definitely become relevant again. *Ding!*
"Incoming," A voice is heard. The ponies and contestants saw a familiar goofy Pegasus pony about to crash into them.
"Out of the way," Twilight yelps. Most of the gang got out of the way...most but Tyler, who got rammed by Derpy hard to the ground.
"Sorry! Thanks for breaking my fault." Derpy said sheepishly as she got back up.
Mandatory Derpy—sorry, Muffins. *Ding!*
"What's that?" Twilight asks the new ponies curiously.
"Oh, just something; don't worry about it, Beautiful Princess." Alejandro said with a smile, trying out his charms on Twilight. But Heather rolls her eyes while Twilight just glares.
Giving up on Heather already, Alejandro? Don't you want to know who her boyfriend is first?
I don't know, just thought you might be interested in that. *Ding!*
Suddenly Alejandro yelps as he finds himself forced into the air, confronting an angry Ben who is using his magic. The Earth pony snaps, "I will be nice since this is your first day...stay away from my filly or things will get ugly. Got it?"
"Y-Y-Yes, sir!" Alejandro said nervously. He doesn't wanna feel Ben's wrath!
Wait, how did he do that? He doesn't have a horn. *Ding!* Also Ben seems to be confusing Twilight with Nyx. I don't know if that was a spur of the moment thing, but still. *Ding!*
"He can use magic? Earth ponies can't use magic...can they?" Lindsday ask in confusion as Ben drops Alejandro onto the ground.
"Long story involving Ben's cutie mark," Twilight said with a grin.
He's actually a Gary Stu self-insert, that's why he can use magic. *Ding!* Also JusSonic misspells Lindsay's name. Probably a mistake, I've done like fifty of those here. *Ding!*
"It's a letter from Chris." Gwen said as she and the other team leader read their letters. From the ponies' look, she adds, "He is someone...who got us here; Heh heh heh."
Real smooth, Gwen. Real smooth. *Ding!*
"I don't understand one thing." Courtney said in concern. "Who saved me and the ones in the balloons from floating off? Chris?"
"No, Chris would've let us get killed." Jo remarks dryly and annoyed, "Must be one of those dumb ponies or that Discord snake thing."
"I'd go for Discord too." Ezekiel remarks with a smile.
Yeah, I'd go with Discord too. Unless Princess Celestia somehow did it, which I doubt. *Ding!*
Turning to some of the players who played in Season 5, he comments, "Hey. Uhhh...nothing personal for almost killing ya back in the mines, eh?"
"Yeah, yeah, nothing personal," Mike remarked sheepishly to Ezekiel. "You were out of your mind."
"As well as hunting you down and tossing the money into that..."
"Zeke, stop; Make one comment about the volcano incident from World Tour and I will throw you in the nearest volcano in this place!" Heather scowls angrily to Ezekiel making him yelp a bit.
Wait, what volcano incident? Was that in the finale of World Tour? Don't leave me out of the loop here, I'm four seasons behind! *Ding!*
Ezekiel: Geez. Makes one lousy mistake and they mark ya for life, eh.
To Ezekiel's credit, I'm pretty sure he was no longer human when he did that. Doesn't mean he wasn't aware of what he did, though. *Ding!*
"All right, for this..." Luna begins to say but Discord cuts her off, much to the Goddess of the Night's irritation.
"Sorry! We're out of time for this episode!" Discord exclaims, speaking to the camera.
"We're out of time" cliché. *Ding!*
"Where will our players sleep? Who will get the boot?" Chris asks then smirks devilishly as he held up a boot, "This boot to be precise. It's very stinky and the players gotta wear it all day; Heh heh."
To the worst contestant I bequeath.. a boot to the head. *Bonk!* *Ding!*
In the far regions of the Everfree Forest, the blue and black horse with the one eye was still searching, looking for something to find. The horse gave an emotionless expression as he knew he had to find the object... he had to find... the weapon he lost...
A long, LONG time ago...
This is going to be important later. Everyone will have forgotten about it by then. *Ding!*