Everything Wrong With
Total Drama Equestria
by JusSonic

Episode Three: The Drama Master

Spoilers!
(duh!)


Chris: Surprisingly, it was Izzy who helped her team win a spot at the Library, while the others hang out at the Carousel Boutique, Sweet Apple Acres and Fluttershy's Cottage.

Pinkie: Still peeved of no guests at Sugarcube Corner.

Chris: Hey, this is my narration spot, not yours!

What is Pinkie doing here? First, she gets herself into the confessionals, and now she's stealing Chris's airtime. And no, "Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie" is not a valid excuse. She shouldn't know these people are here! *Ding!*

Chris: Blaineley took a surprising exit when the hosts make her a co-host...AKA getting her out of my hair and every pony's mane for good.

I wouldn't count on it, Chris. She is one persistent woman. *Ding!*

Chris: But thanks to our new points system, their little alliance ends up putting their team in last place and right into the elimination block. And of course, that means, buh-bye Jo! Ha ha ha ha!

The author doesn't know how to fit you into the plot, so you're outta here! *Ding!*

Chris is now seen sitting at a table, drinking Apple Cider and eating apples. He remarks, "We got 38 ponies left in this and already we are off on a cool start, bro! We got some ways to really stick it to them, I promise you that."

"Who the heck are you?" Lorcan, in his hood and cloak, ask startled as he and Michael Trotter appears, much to Chris's notice.

Oh hey there, Lorcan. Aren't you supposed to be dead? *Ding!*

Chris, ignoring the two, speaks to the camera, "How will the players keep this up? Which teams will be fortunate to avoid the elimination rounds?"

"Hi, remember me? We're the audience." Lorcan spoke to Chris in annoyance and impatience.

Michael adds, "Wanna fill us in on what the bucks going on?!"

He's not filling us in on what the buck's going on, so why should he do that to you? *Ding!*

"And will these guys end up being in the loop? Well, find out your answers in this next thrilling packed episode of...Total...Drama...EQUESTRIA!" Chris exclaims as the camera backs away from him before showing all of Canterlot.

"Hey, are we going to get some answers?" Lorcan is heard asking impatiently. "Hello?"

Yeah, he's not doing that. All you need to do is watch the last two episodes, then you'll understand everything! </sarcasm> *Ding!*

We see an intro like in every seasons of Total Drama as well as 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'.

Theme. *Ding!*

The Earth Ponies groaned as they came out into the hall; Apple Bloom trots up, saying happily, "Morning, sleepin' ponies."

"Ugh! Lightning hates being woken up like this!" Lightning yawns as he rubs one eye with a hoof.

"Well, Lightning needs 'ta stop wit' 'dat there ego talk; Hee hee hee!"

Wow, sick burn bro. And by a filly, no less. *Ding!*

The ponies reach the kitchen where Granny Smith, wearing her soldier helmet, is waiting. Brick salutes as he exclaims, "Troops are all up, general!"

"At ease, soldier." Granny Smith remarks with a chuckle. Brick nods as he does so.

You know Granny Smith must have fun seeing this. *Ding!*

"Ugh, it's early! The sun is..." Eva was interrupted when the sun came in fully, making her frown. "Forget it."

Trollestia strikes again. *Ding!*

"That reminds me! Extra laps for you two for what you did yesterday!" Brick barks to Scott and Lightning, much to their annoyance.

"Why? What did they do?" Big Macintosh asks puzzled as he pours syrup onto some pancakes.

"Don't ask." Eva remarks with a frown to Big Macintosh.

"But didn't they did ask?" Lindsay asks puzzled and confused.

Lindsay would be great at Cinema Sins. *Ding!* Also, Big Mac is saying more than two words, you're not writing him right! *Ding!*

Pinkamena is watching the show, enjoying it big time. She smiles while saying, "Well two are out the game but anyway all this is giving us some free time for the enemy who will study the newcomers while we get things ready. And also Havis, the first batch of your kind will be ready really soon and they will have unique skills and powers."

Havis in interest ask, "Hmm what kind of unique skills?"

The others shrug as she says, "Well you have all the perks of combat and magic so each of them will have skills and powers of their own without the rest of them."

"I see; well I will be ready to greet my brothers and sisters."

"Good."

So... what does this have to do with anything? Seriously.

Is Pinkamena supposed to represent the viewers in this scene or something? *Ding!*

The ponies of Ponyville are going out their usual day of opening their shops yet, eating, buying stuff. But things got odd when a familiar voice, not the Mayor's, come out of the speakers, "Goooooood morning, Ponyville!"

Chris thinks he's Vinyl Scratch all of a sudden. *Ding!*

At the castle, Chris is speaking through a special device that Discord conjures up. As Chef is cleaning one of his knives, the host continues, "My name is Chris and if you want to know, my buddy Discord manages to hack into the speakers to give out my messages to my friends visiting your town."

So Discord-Ex-Machina then. Gotcha. *Ding!*

Duncan: (annoyed) Oh great! All that and I have to endure Chef's meals again?! Why doesn't Chris just kill all of us?!

Because the higher-ups won't let him. Trust me, if he were given the chance, he would kill all of you. *Ding!*

The ponies with the Mane Six, Spike and Ben came into Sugarcube Corner where a big package is waiting on the counter. Ben spoke, "May as well see what's inside."

"Out of the way, move it!" Heather snaps as she pushes some of the ponies aside, much to her annoyance, "Queen Bee coming through!"

Funny, I don't remember you having that thing on your mane, you can't be Queen Bee. *Ding!*

The package is opened...revealing some meals prepared for the teams...very dirty food with some weird droppings on them, the ponies looks a bit disgusted.

Oh look, it's Ed's lunch box. *Ding!*

Cody: Whoa! I thought Chef usually tortures us by giving us bad food. I guess since we're ponies, our digestion systems are different.

Don't horses have four stomachs? Or maybe that's just with cows, I dunno. *Ding!*

"Chris, the Alicorn princess wants to meet you...a shocker," Chef Hatchet said as he glances to Chris working on his robot.

Soon to be princess of friendship, Chef, you shouldn't be surprised. *Ding!*

"No worries, once this baby is done, I can meet Princess Sparkle in person without being there in person." Chris said with a smirk as he continues on his work.

That definitely won't come back to bite you in the butt later. *Ding!*

"And the team member can KEEP this statue until the Final Twenty arrives?" Gwen said in curiosity. Apparently whoever had the statue can't be touched.

"Pretty much," Mike said. "And it can't be stolen by a member of their team. I think Celestia wrote THAT part in the letter to be sure."

Pretty sure it wasn't Chris, so it's gotta be Celestia. *Ding!*

"So, how do we work this out..." Trent paused.

Katie snapped her fingers.

Ponies becoming anthro for the sake of the plot. It's like JusSonic sometimes forgets they don't have fingers. *Ding!*

Meanwhile, with the Flying Pegasuses, Alejandro was smiling as he went to Anne Maria and started to take a deep breath.

"No."

Alejandro's face fell. "I... didn't even say anything yet."

"You were going to get me in an alliance." Anne Maria rolled her eyes, using her wings to use her hair spray. "And we all know you're a snake."

You've been doing this for how many years it's been now, were you not expecting this to happen Al? *Ding!*

Heather was smiling a little bit as she was carrying her bag. So far, she had been put in a good position. Invincibility Statue in hand, she knows she can be in a good position. But at the same time, she wasn't stupid. She knew one wrong move and she'd be kicked out. She sighed as she looked up at the sky.

(To the tune of I Have Confidence from The Sound of Music)

Oh right, we need a song for this episode. *Ding!*

Heather looked up at the sky as she sighed, "Two princesses, a snake like thing, a chef and a sadistic host... what's so fearsome about that?"

You've dealt with that sadistic host for how many years it's been now? I'd keep my eye on the snake like thing if I were you. *Ding!*

Heather then stopped as she noticed she was nearing the entrance of Ponyville. Heather sighed as she muttered, "Dear lord, give me the strength..."

We interrupt Total Drama Equestria to bring you Disgaea. *Ding!*

(Pinkie and Izzy were now looking at the 'Total Drama Equestria' script in confusion.)

Pinkie: Okay, who the heck wrote THIS part?

Izzy: I don't know. Probably some guy who happens to like Heather?

Okay, hold it, hold it, hold it! *looks through notes in confusion* Isn't JusSonic the only one working on this story? The description doesn't mention anything about this being a collaboration!

So you're telling me than more than one person wrote this story, and they couldn't even be bothered to do a simple spell check? Or at least a consistency check?

Okay, who else do I have to blame for this monstrosity coming to life? *Ding!*

We then see Noah hanging with Twilight as Twilight gave Noah a new book.

"You must really like this library so much." Twilight said.

"Oh, you have no idea." Noah smiled.

Oh, you really don't, just wait until it blows up! *Ding!*

"So, have you ever had any girlfriends in the past, like with me and Ben?" Twilight asked.

"Girlfriends," Noah said, looking up. "Well... it's not easy to say, but I never had a girlfriend once. I do have... a little bit of a crush on one, though, but that's it."

"Oh, really," Twilight said, curious, "Could you tell me?"

"Maybe not now, but when the time comes, I'll tell you." Noah said, sipping some tea.

Could you tell me? Please?

C'mon, Noah, I'm four seasons behind! *Ding!*

Meanwhile, with B and Dawn at Fluttershy's cottage, Dawn smiled as B came out from behind Angel's house, B holding the McLean Invincibility Statue in hand.

"You were right, Dawn. There it is." B smiled.

Dawn blushed as she said, "Have I ever doubted my abilities?"


Dawn: Some call me a psychic when it comes to this type of things.

But aren't you a psychic, though? *Ding!* Also, again, B became anthro for the sake of the plot. He should be carrying that statue in his mouth at the very least. *Ding!*

B paused as he looked around. "Sierra, Josh, how about you guys sit this one out?"

"Aw, but I wanna be with Cody!" Sierra smiled. "Can I at least give him a coffee when he gets back?"

Cody rolled his eyes as he said, "Sure, fine Sierra."

Cody will do anything if it means getting away from Sierra for two seconds. *Ding!* Also, I'm pretty sure horses and coffee are not a good combination. *Ding!*

"One problem, the book's special section, is locked." Courtney pointed out that the last time the book couldn't go into the pages of new enemies yet.

"No problem princess, just use a little Alicorn magic, and presto, that should work." Duncan smiled off to respond to Courtney by his nickname for her about how they'll fix the problem easy as one, two, three.

Alicorn-Magic-Ex-Machina. *Ding!*

"Okay, enough, somebody open the book so we can get this over with." Gwen stops any argument from going on so that they can figure out things of what to watch out for.

Yeah, we're on a schedule here, this episode is only 22 minutes long. *Ding!*

"Heeey," Suddenly, a voice was heard that made the Total Drama gang look to see...Twilight, her Mane Six friends, Ben, Nyx, Spike, Phobos and Koga running up to them like they were in a hurry to follow the dog.

Ooooh, busted! *Ding!*

"Tw-Twilight; what are you girls doing here?" Trent yelped in seeing the Alicorn princess and her group arriving, very unexpected on their part.

"Our dog Koga said that he saw the book missing from the library and we followed his nose." Ben explained in what they were currently doing here.

Wait, since when did you have a dog? I need to catch up on this verse. *Ding!* And wait, how is your dog even talking?

...meh, magic I guess. It made Spike talk in the EqG verse. *Ding!*

"And just what are you doing with the book?" Rainbow raised an eyebrow towards Duncan in liking him to answer the question.

"Um, reading?" Duncan sheepishly responded an answer of what he was doing with a book in hand.

Really? That's the best you could come up with? No wonder you went to jail. *Ding!*

Duncan: Reading? That was my best cover up? I feel like a dork for saying that!

You said it, not me. *Ding!*

Brick: Tension seems high, we can't start a challenge with the local ponies involve.

My guess is that Chris knew this would happen and that's why he didn't show up.

Because it's Chris McLean, that's why! *Ding!*

Owen: Boy, I was amazed in how much Pinkie Pie felt sorry about not sharing treats with her friends.

Pinkie: (pops out from behind Owen, making him scream) you bet I would buster!

Pinkie Pie, will you please stop popping into others' confessionals unannounced? *Ding!*

Chris and Chef had once again watched from the cameras angles.

"How does she keep doing that?" Chris asked off in being so lost in how one pink pony pops in unannounced.

"Beats me," Chef shrugged in not knowing the answer to the question.

Pinkie Pie defies logic. Yet, I know a guy who can clone himself without using a silly pool. *Ding!* Also, what are you doing here and not out there giving the contestants the challenge? *Ding!*

"Entry fold...." The Book reported in finding an article entry of a villain. "Villain: The Superior." The book reported the name of the first unknown enemy that the Mane Six's gang has yet to encounter.

But... Twilight's already encountered the Superior. At least once. Geez, at least keep the plot of your own universe consistent. *Ding!*

"The Superior is an unknown enemy entity, who appeared in the human world Equestria version during Twilight's mission to find the crown."

See? Even the book is agreeing with me! *Ding!*

"It is learned that he can perform all three Unforgivable Curses and that there are twelve others within an organization he has built."

Discount Organisation XIII. *Ding!*

Izzy: A creature that was a pony, but gained a human appearance to never be seen? Is he half man and half horse? Oh-oh, I wanna see it!

The Superior is not a centaur like Tirek, Izzy. Although... he could have the head of a horse and the body of a man. Oh wait, that's what those horse masks are for. *Ding!*

Alejandro: This Superior guy sounds fishy. To wield the name Superior, means he is someone who believes to be...superior.

Superior to... what exactly? I'm actually siding with Alejandro on this one.

I mean, if you're calling yourself the Superior you must be superior in power to something. *Ding!*

Now the scenery returns to the group that has just learn how scary this Superior is.

"So tell Lightning something he don't get? What those three Unforgivable Spell things?" Lightning asked off something that was on his mind recently about the subject.

"The absolute worst," Twilight spoke from looking bothered to tell this, but she has to warn these ponies, "The Unforgivable Curse Spells; The spell that causes victims to perform the unquestionable bidding of the caster; Imperio. The spell that inflicts excruciating pain on the recipient of the curse, it tortures them; Crucio. But the worst one of them all is the spell that causes instant death, the killing curse; Avada Kedavra." She explained ever yone of the curses, and each one was more horrible then the next until the last one topple the whole thing.

So... how exactly do you even know that, Twilight? This entire segment is basically setting up the United Pony of Goodness Universe, yet this is leaving me with more questions than answers. *Ding!* Also, JusSonic unabashedly steals from the Harry Potter universe. *Ding!*

Heather: Seeing that Superior perform such spells makes one think, where did he learn them? From that Forbidden Book of Spells Twilight doesn't let us read, cause if there were spells to control people, I use mine to make Chris suffer for all he's done to us!

You know that makes you just as bad as him, right? *Ding!*

Dawn: I sense the villain's aura, it gave me... (shudders) ...goosebumps. To think there is still such a villain, it makes me feel that Chris is more a saint than what one has to handle in being in front of the Superior.

"Your villain is worse than our villain" cliché. *Ding!*

"Really, am I hearing this right?" Chris asked off with a shock and offended reaction.

"That Heather would use a spell to obey her every command?" Chef pointed out in how his boss man was taking this.

"Noooo; that compared to this Superior, I'm a saint? ARE THEY CRAZY!???" Chris issued off in making this statement very clear that the gang think the Superior is a much worst person to torture the kids than he is; the nerve.

Someone's jealous. *Ding!* Also, glad to know Chris has his priorities straight. *Ding!* Also, hate to be that guy, but you don't need to add that many question marks. *Ding!*

Chris: I am a host that works hard to provide folks with good television of mass history, with all the pain & suffering that they could sink their teeth into. I am in no way, a SAINT! And I'll make sure of it, by teaching those kids not to think less of me.

Oh boy, you just made Chris McLean angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. *Ding!*

"Dude, what if he's around now, watching us?" Tyler asked off in looking around if this Superior dude might be nearby, and worst...if he feels they are not ponies...but humans.

"Oh don't worry; we have friends trying to keep their eyes open for the really major baddies." Pinkie Pie pops near the guy to calm himself with some vote of confidence about the Mystic Ponies covering that part.

Those really major baddies are keeping their eyes open for you. Seriously, you're not doing a really good job at this. *Ding!* Also, who are the Mystic Ponies? You're letting us know about the bad guys, the least you could do is let us know about the good guys too! *Ding!*

"Next Villains: The Dark Mystics." It issued off the next of those that would be considered an unknown bunch of foes the Mane Six and crew have yet come across.

Soon it tried to display a strange pony figure, but it had an error label on it. As the dark shadow appearance remains unknown, meaning there isn't a picture amiable for one to know what they look like.

Error model taken straight out of Half-Life 2. *Ding!* Also, hate to be Sweetie Belle right now, but... amiable is not a word. *Ding!*

"Error, information about the Dark Mystics is still in progress, would you still wish to know what is currently available," The book spoke in what was seen had errors because there are not a lot of information concerning over such foes, as they have yet to even appear and wants to know if anyone will still wanna see it.

There's a question mark missing here. *Ding!* Also, if the Dark Mystics haven't even showed up yet, how do they know they exist? Again, more questions than answers. *Ding!*

"Once among the Mystic Ponies, but one fell into darkness, and soon others later followed. Even today, the number of Dark Mystic Ponies is established to rate around the number of Mystic Ponies that are capable of fighting on their own."

Who are the Mystic Ponies?! And how did they turn evil? If you're going to the trouble of doing this, which is more than what I expect JusSonic to do, tell us all we need to know! And again, I don't want to wait two years for the answer, the backstory is being given here and and I want all the backstory I need to understand the story here! *Ding!*

"So these Dark Mystics are related to the Mystic Ponies we've heard some things about?" Justin asked off in hearing and figuring out most of what they understood here.

"Yes, only they are not good." Rarity nods to sternly say about how such enemies are the opposite of the good Mystic Ponies.

"Right, the whole reason they are called Dark Mystics is cause they are Mystic Ponies gone to the dark side." Rainbow Dash nods in stating that the enemy has the name dark, it's a dead giveaway.

No sh*t Sherlock. Heck, even JusSonic brings it up, so you know it's dead obvious! *Ding!*

Trent: To think there's another organization of evil out there. I feel bad for these ponies.

You're talking about the Superior's organisation, right? *Ding!*

Sam: The hidden secret order of another entire force is a part of the adventure, I guess. You can't say when a secret enemy army comes out, and you came unprepared without rallying the top best fighters of 75 or more to handle this danger level.

That's tough when your best fighters can't go over 75 unless you get past a paywall. *Ding!*

Harold: Since the data is left incomplete, these Dark Mystics must really be stealth ninjas to lay low in the shadows, and then leap at the right moment...to Strike! (Karate chopped the camera before it went off)

Hey, don't just go and break the camera like that, that sh*t's expensive you know. *Ding!*

"Well, two down....one to go!" Scott smiled off in seeing they are finally getting to the end of the enemy guide book here.

"Finally; we get to the last villain left." Heather rolled her eyes in seeing they are just about done going over what villains to be careful of.

"Settle down, ye'll don't know 'dat 'de next enemy....he ain't natural." Applejack spoke with caution in her voice; the next to last villain is no picnic to settle for.

So the other ones were natural? Huh, could have fooled me. *Ding!*

"Darling, believe us, there's a reason the next villain is....dare I say it, more evil than everything else we've come to know." Rarity spoke in caution and concern that the next foe is no joke.

"Woah, you mean like a Super....Villain?" Tyler asked off in thinking the next villain is a really big shot.

The term "supervillain" is just a big ol' cliché anyway. Doesn't make it any less of a sin, though. *Ding!*

"He's more like some creature who's beyond compare. I heard from Tao, that he makes even the Demon Lords quiver in fear." Ben issued with a serious look that the last enemy they shall learn about, is far more serious than anything else around.

"Um, just how...bad....is the guy we're talking about?" Mike asked off in starting to feel a little nervous about learning who the last big time villain maybe.

"Oh least says he's at the top for a major reason, alright." Phobos spoke off to boldly issue a fact that if you wanted to find something at the top, stop looking cause you found it.

"The top; as in at the very top of the food chain," Zoey repeated off saying in hearing what Phobos was getting at, and it was making her have second guesses now too of learning the last unknown villain left unfazed.

So if this big ol' meanie supervillain is such a big major threat to Equestria... then how do you even know he exists? I mean, I'm assuming he's a "he" in the first place! *Ding!*

"So where is he?" Bridgette asked in feeling worried, the first two organized villains might be hiding, but what of the big time Foe himself.

"At the moment, he's kept imprisoned." Fluttershy spoke with some concerns about where the most feared villain is located.

Speaking of which... I ain't no psychic, but somepony'd better go check if everyone's still locked up safely on Tartarus.

I dunno, just feel like that will save you a lot of headaches later. *Ding!*

"So....what happens if he gets free?" Lindsay slowly asked off a really, REALLY dumb question about such a thing to happen.

"If he gets free; IF HE GETS FREE," Pinkie Pie repeated that question in almost looking like she go more crazy than usual. "I'll tell you what! We all be in great peril!" She exclaimed out in holding her face to be pulled like a cartoon character. "It could be so dangerously filled with disaster & other really, really, really, really bad stuff, that...that...That we have no choice but to invent a new word for it!" She was starting to become all panicky in realizing that if the greatest and most fearsome enemy of all times got loose, they have to invent a new word to respect to the sudden situation.

So... how bad is that again? I don't think I got it the first time. *Ding!*

She was literally beginning to look all sweaty and stuff, like she was having the hardest time just thinking up of the word itself. "Ohhhh, I need something to REEEEEALLY get my point clear across!"

"Here, maybe your party cannon might be helpful." Izzy spoke from suddenly bringing in a familiar cannon out of nowhere.

"Oh thanks." Pinkie smiled to thank the crazy girl for doing that.

Izzy is acting like if one of Pinkie Pie's clones from the Mirror Pool went free... and gained a pair of wings.

Actually, don't give Pinkie Pie any wings. Stay away from her, Larson! *Ding!*

Soon the group of Total Drama, the Mane Six's group and any pony else duck away before Pinkie Pie set her cannon on 'HIGH ANNOUNCEMENT MODE' which she pulled the cord to trigger it and.....it then happened.

Pinkie's party cannon has a "high announcement mode" for just such an occasion. It's like she knew this would happen. And knowing Pinkie, that could very well be the case. *Ding!*

"Wow, that Pinkie Pie is more nutty than Izzy is!" Chef spoke off surprised in seeing that pink pony gone and done something a little...over the top.

"Well at least the stunt is good enough to record it on TV." Chris smiled in seeing this was good to be seen on television, the viewers will enjoy this.

Chris will do anything for the ratings. Heck, he could even kill people if he was allowed. *Ding!*

Soon the book emitted a light of so much brightest that it forged something in front of all viewers. It looked like a strange gray thrown of a diamond shape & with two cross letters of 'G' & 'M' in middle back center.

So if the G stands for Grimmoire, what does the M stand for? *Ding!*

"Uh oh; as any expert in playing video games and battling against the hardest level of odds, big spooky thrown-like chairs with the initials of the letters sign on the back. It's usually how a final boss would appear in different areas and is the last enemy to fight in hard RPG games ." Sam pointed out in realizing all the right features that make a big bad final boss in any game be noticeable, and this was it; and it was almost terrifying. And the worst was, it wasn't even showing the guy's face yet.

"And it's playing the Lord Zedd Theme, anyone who's seen the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers knows that it's a top theme saved only for the biggest and most powerful enemies of all TIMES!" Izzy yelped to panic in staring with wide eyes in realizing, the theme being heard is very much something that only majorly MAJOR villains could be heard using for the dramatic appearance of being those that rain at the top.

Wait, what? Izzy, what are you talking about? I mean, at least Sam's thing made sense. *Ding!*

"Wait, what?" Gwen yelped off in hearing this sudden news that came out of nowhere.

"I think she just did a Pinkie Pie forth wall break thing, maybe." Zoey pointed out in worry in what Izzy did that showed it was of something to be concern about.

And how do you know about that, Zoey? *Ding!*

Just then, the thrown began to slowly turn in a clockwise pattern, as the Total Drama gang, along with the Mane Six group, even those like Chris & Chef watching from their camera room, prepares to witness....the last unknown and last enemy to ever be seen to be called.... unbelievably dangerous.

Ooooooh, dramatic chair turning. *Ding!*

There was a creature that was a Dark Elf that sat on his thrown, resting his head on his right hand, and the basic appearance shows a form of a ruler, a conqueror and one who can obtain superiority over all things.

I'm pretty sure I've seen this guy's design in like ten other things. I don't know what those things are, but still, generic design is generic. *Ding!*

The book narrated while the image of Grimmore's evil smile never faded, as he slowly sat up in his thrown, and raised his hand out....almost ready to grab the poor souls nearby.

Grimmore's image laughs manically while his raised hand turns into a giant inferno, about to grab the gang.

The Total Drama gang screams in feeling this was too real and they are done for until....

Suddenly, Duncan used his magic horn to shut the book tight which ended up canceling the image of Grimmore; but it sure left a freaky look on his face. And during which, even the music heard during the presentation of the powerful demon god villain had cease action now.

But that was just an image, a projection, a hologram, right? It couldn't actually hurt you, right?

Right? *Ding!*

Heather (looking really worried and tight): I was so scared that I didn't even realize that I was hugging Alejandro for comfort! Yuck, I can't believe my fear was so strong I did that! (Pause) I am so sorry if my boyfriend just saw that! There is NOTHING between me and Alejandro! It was out of fear!


Alejandro (looking okay and not okay): While I was scared, I was overjoyed. Heather hugged me for comfort, and that's a sign she cares for me. Now if only she show that without that Dark Elf's image around... and maybe if she didn't have a boyfriend...


Heather: And if you think I'm going back to Alejandro, I have this to say... fat chance.

Just kiss and make up already! It'll be off-camera, nobody will know! *Ding!*

Duncan (moping and slapping his forehead in feeling concern): Okay, so the dark dude was....for real. And....aw man, now I gotta be nice to the girl I really like! At least the others don't know which one it is since I had things for Courtney & Gwen, but something tells me...they'll figure it out.

Something tells me I'll figure it out too. And I don't mean that as a compliment, Duncan. *Ding!*

Sam (looking more bizarre at what was witnessed): We have seen darkness that no man or pony has seen, and that was a holographic image. It's like an RPG Game where even if one is level 100 & has on all the awesome gear & weaponry & items, you need a MAJOR game plan and a lot of other strong guys, and a HECK of luck to beat that enemy.

Oh yeah, and don't forget you also need sh*tloads of money and hope RNGesus gives you the guy strong enough to beat the guy in one turn. Twice.

...at least until one week later when an even stronger guy single-handedly trivializes the whole fight.

I know this from experience, trust me. *Ding!*

Izzy (more crazy and scared): Okay, I'm seriously gonna say this, when you freak me out, it's time to cash in the chips.

You said it, not me. *Ding!*

Mike (looking cautious): And I thought Mal was bad, this Grimmore guy looks way worse than my bad personality. I almost fear if he knew about Mal, would he bring him back?

Yes. Yes he would. *Ding!*

Now the time shifts over to Chris and Chef who were unexplainably in Discord's arms hugging him! Course when this was being filmed, Discord dropped the two humans on their butts.

"Ugh, let's pretend this never, EVER, happened, okay?" Chris spoke in wanting this to be kept a secret, for dignity's sake.

Too late, I've already seen it. *Ding!*

"In Tartarus, it's the worst place for anyone to go that the dangers are extreme, the End of Equestria is like the backyard to such a place."

Need I remind you, someone has already escaped Tartarus and is wreaking havoc right now? *Ding!*

"So for now, see you around!" Phobos waved out to the group in seeing them later, they gotta go now.

Now the Mane Six group was turning around to leave with the book in hold, leaving the Total Drama Gang alone now. And during the moment, Discord magically appeared with Chris & Chef nearby.

Wait, how did the others not see them? *Ding!*

"What's wrong, are you all feeling a little...grim...tonight? And the...more...of it will be from the challenge?" Chris was narrowing his playful eyes in making a little teasy taunt in matching up Grimmore's name by separating the two words to get under the gang's skin.

Subtle, you are not, Chris. *Ding!*

"So what is it this time?" Lightning asks, flexing his pony muscles, "Something to test Lightning's ability."

"Oh yes, it is something you will be tested." Chris said with an evil smirk. "It's a little something that the original cast minus Ezekiel, Noah, Katie and Sadie, the last three had stayed back, knew back from Season 1. And it's so happen that it occurred when Eva was kicked out the first time."

Okay, so what challenge was this again? I missed the first half of season 1.

Give me a break here, I'm still playing catch-up! *Ding!*

"The last 2 teams to fail...well, I hope they get prepared for the next elimination hosted by my good friends the Royal Sisters."

"Wait, where are they?" Lindsay asked, puzzled, noticing that Celestia and Luna aren't around.

"Oh, Tia is in bed while Luna is in charge during the night." Discord explains with a shrug. "They got other jobs other than hosting this, but those two ninnies will be back by day time."

Wait, this is the middle of the night, right? I lost track of time after that backstory but not backstory. *Ding!*

The teams wait, do some thinking, and the whatnot. Cameron pauses, speaking, "So...does anyone have any games to pass the time until someone passes out?"

"Yeah. I got one. I am thinking of a movie that starts with 'Spider' and ends with man, eh." Ezekiel said with a smirk.

"Is it Spider-Man?" Bridgette asked Ezekiel in amusement.

"Hey, you got it, eh!" Ezekiel exclaims, clueless that he practically gave the others the answer.

*Ding!*

"Okay, eh. I am thinking of a movie. It begins with 'Spider-Man'." Ezekiel said to some of the ponies with a smirk.

"Is it Spider-Man 2?" Brady asked Ezekiel curiously.

"Ugh! Okay, seriously?! Who's cheating, eh," Ezekiel demands in annoyance, making the other ponies near him laugh a bit.

*Ding!*

10 minutes has passes. Eventually, even Courtney fell asleep due to Duncan still sleeping on her. Now the Magical Unicorns got 4 players left and they're falling fast.

"Hmmm, I think it's time these ponies can hear a little song, don't you think?" Discord ask thoughtfully as he made a record player appears from who knows where. "Luckily for yours truly, I recorded Fluttershy singing this to the Cutie Mark Crusaders the other night...and this is her soft version."

If it were Sweetie Belle singing it, everyone else would be waking up. *Ding!*

"Wow...look at Justin. He's hanging in there." Geoff said tiredly as he notes that Justin is still awake, eyes opened and all.

"Yes...too hanging." Chris said suspicious as he came over and taps Justin a bit...and he fell over, snoring is heard but his eyes are still opened, "Nope! He's sleeping with his eyes opened. Didn't work then and won't now."

How do you sleep with your eyes open? I've always wanted to know that.

Not a sin, just genuinely curious.

"What do you mean 'No'?!" Discord asks in shock and disbelief. He and Chris are standing in front of the two, wanting a chance to use the Mystic Realm for the game. "Lord Azure! Master Tao! You can't do this to me! I already fix the problems, and what else do you want?!"

"Seriously, dude. It would be wicked awesome if we could borrow some of your area for this show. Trust me, you're gonna love it." Chris said to the Mystic Ponies with a smile.

Needless to say, both Tao and Azure snaps sternly, "No!"

"The Mystic Realm is not a playground and fun place for your amusement and entertainment!" Tao said sternly. He also saw Chris's show and knew how troubling he and his players can get.

"In fact, we need to make some necessary and important preparation for other stuffs and I believe 'you-know-whos'." Azure said, glaring at Discord who gulped.

"What's the deal, my man? It's not like-!" Chris begins to protest but Discord covered his mouth. Now is not the good time to anger these two Mystic Ponies.

Discord nervously nods, saying, "I understand. I promise not to bring troubles to you and the Mystic Realm."

Azure huffed, "You'd better....... If I see one of your contenders in our realm, I will personally tear and kill them apart. I will place the warning for 'the Total Drama's Universe. Do I make myself clear, snake?"

"Yes sir!"

"And stay away from any of our Mystic Portals! I'll be watching you and the contenders, Discord." Tao said sternly, ending the subject right there.

You know, I would be understanding this scene a lot better if I know who the Mystic Ponies even were!

No, I will not shut up about this. *Ding!*

"Well, I was going to tell you the story of the Mystic Realm...buuuuuut, with this book with me now, it's time for something better." Chris said as he takes the book out, preparing to read the history of the Mystic Realm. The ponies groan. This could take a while...

In the meantime, Celestia decided to summon the screen to check up on the sit-out contestants while everyone was listening in on the Mystic Ponies story...

Of course, because we can't have a proper backstory on the episode all about the backstory!

No, I will not shut up about this! *Ding!*

Meanwhile, back in Twilight's library, Staci was basically tied up to the branches in one of the ceilings (Ben put her there to get the noise pollution down), as she swung around, asking, "Can I come down now?"

"No." Ben said as he opened the window .

Uhhhh... wait, what happened here? I'm actually more interested in this now. *Ding!*

"What's up," Twilight asked as she noticed Noah was not in his place, reading from the many books.

"Sorry. I guess I was just thinking." Noah said as he relaxed in an easy chair. "I mean, it's not just me, it's this whole game thing, and..."

"How do you mean, game thing?" Twilight asked.

Noah yelped as he realized he almost let slip the game. "I can't really say. It's... complicated to explain."

*cough* Noah... ixnay on the amegay! *Ding!*

"Well... you know LARPing?"

"Live Action Role Playing?" Twilight said. "I... I think I know where you're going with this. Me and Ben used to do Pony Cons all the time, and we dress up as various characters."

Subtle, the author is not. *Ding!*

Back at the Library, Twilight continued, "Anyway, I want to ask if you're still thinking of that girl again..."

"Was I?" Noah yelped.

"Well, considering you just answered by statement with a question, then yes, you were." Twilight said.

Twilight would be great at Cinemare Sins. *Ding!*

"All right, tell me, tell me who this girl is." Twilight said.

"I can't..." Noah said, trying to hide his blush.

Twilight then started giving puppy dog eyes.

"That's not going to work!" Noah frowned as Twilight kept staring at Noah with the eyes. "You're not going to make me break!"

Perhaps Sweetie Belle can help you, Twilight. Noah is sure to talk then. *Ding!*

"Well, some part of the body ALWAYS gives something away, and if it's not on the bottom, it has to be on the top." Twilight said.

Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Such language, Twilight. Seriously. That certainly won't be used out of context for YouTube Poops. *Ding!*

Josh, who happened to be passing by, spat out his drink as he looked at the two. Josh then walked off, a little interested and weird out at the same time.


Josh: I am sorry, but that was a dirty joke...

See? Josh knows what I'm talking about. *Ding!*

"Well, what would you recommend?" Noah paused.

"Give it some time." Twilight said. "It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, but eventually, you have to get up and get the courage to ask Katie out. I should know. Interspecies romance, like me and Ben, can possibly work!"

Twilight is acting like Earth Ponies and Alicorns are different species.

They're not.

Seriously Twilight, you're supposed to be the smart one. *Ding!*

"And they lived happily ever after, the end!" Chris's voice was heard as he closed the book.

That's not how that story ends, Chris, did you forget about the Dark Mystics already?

No, I will not shut up about this! *Ding!*

Heather was sighing as she was trying to stay up.

"Drink?"

Heather paused as she looked up at Alejandro, who seemed to be offering her a glass of yellow substance. Heather frowned. "What is that?"

"Lemonade," Alejandro said.

Heather looked at the stuff and noticed it was fizzing. "That is too fizzy to be lemonade."

Are you sure that's lemonade and not... you know... Jarate? *Ding!*

Alejandro smirked as he put an ear next to Heather as she started to mumble in her sleep. "Oh, good one, Goth Girl; The best you thought up?"

Heather groaned as she turned over. "You... you talk! No...it can't be!"

Alejandro frowned. "Come on, I want some leaks here! Get me something on the boyfriend!"

Heather mumbled in her sleep, "I had a cute little Siamese kitten back when I was seven..."

"Nobody cares about your childhood, the boyfriend, give me the boyfriend!" Alejandro frowned.


Alejandro: Just give me that information, Heather! (Growls) I know you're hiding it on purpose!

Be careful Al, you may get some information about her that she really doesn't want you to know.

Yes, I'm talking about the stuffed cat. *Ding!*

Back with Alejandro, he was still watching Heather as she was muttering. "Oh... thanks. I like you too!"

Alejandro gave a smirk as he leaned his ear. "Yes, yes? Who do you like?"

"Oh, your kisses, they feel so good, Bu-" Heather started.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Alejandro yelped as almost everyone immediately got up, dazed and confused. Alejandro frowned as he turned to Chris, who was holding the bell. "What the heck? I was so close to hearing who Heather was dating!"

Karma's a bitch Al. *Ding!*

"With Alejandro of the Flying Pegasus's team... you're the one who threw the rock on Eva, framing poor Ezekiel!"

"IT WAS YOU?" Eva growled as Alejandro.

"So?" Alejandro said. "You're just being a kobold necromancer."

"Why do you keep saying we're based on witchcraft?" Luna frowned.

Someone go ask Apple Bloom for that Necronomicon again. *Ding!*

"Hey, what's wrong with Heather and Izzy?" Gwen paused as she noticed that Heather and Izzy were still knocked out.

"That's the second part of the point deductions." Discord said as Celestia nodded. "Try all you want, but they won't wake up until something explodes. Try anything on them, I dare you."

Gwen paused... then gave a smirk as she reached into her bag and pulled out a drum and a paddle. She walked over to where Heather was... and started banging the drum on Heather's head, using the paddle to hit her on the head, tap danced on Heather's back (though being careful not to bust her other wing), used the paddle to brush Heather's teeth, did a drumroll on her eyes, then threw the drum and paddle aside as Gwen sat down on Heather's back, "Wow, out like a light."

We interrupt Total Drama Equestria to bring you Tom and Jerry. *Ding!*

"I got your coffee, Cody!"

Cody blinked as he turned to see Sierra, holding a coffee cup.

"Sierra, didn't you get the memo? We stopped by the Magical Unicorns and Sadie decided to deliver all of us lattes." Cody said.

"Wait... what?" Sierra said as she noticed Sadie coming in with a latte in hoof, giving it to Cody.

"Here you are." Sadie said. "So, the challenge was rough, huh?"

"Be glad you didn't participate..." Cody said as he turned to Sierra. "Wow, Sierra, you haven't been on your A game lately..."

As Cody and Sadie walked off talking, Sierra paused as she was still holding the coffee cup. She then started to shake as she crushed the coffee cup, looking like she was about to go to a rage mode.


Sierra: (screams like a maniac)

Sierra. Girl. Take a chill pill, and just leave Cody alone for two seconds. Seriously, you're a bigger stalker than Chris. And that's saying something. *Ding!*

"Ooooh, did somepony say explosion?!" Pinkie asks with a giggle as she suddenly fires off her Party Cannon.

This caused Heather and Izzy to suddenly wake up with a jump while shaking.

"Yahoo," Izzy exclaims as she flew up with a start.

"NOOOO; DON'T HARM MY KITTY!" Heather exclaims in alarm as she wakes up...then saw awkward looks from the others. "What?"

Gee, that definitely won't become relevant again. *cough* Stuffed cat! *cough* *Ding!*

"Morning, sleepy heads," Ben calls out as Bridgette gave some latte to Heather (Izzy is already too wild to have some caffeine). "How is your previous trip?"

"Ugh. Don't ask." Heather groans as she drinks her latte.

But he did ask. *Ding!*

Noah: (smirks) I knew if I waited long enough, Al would slip up again. Oh yes, I got a feeling this game will be his last time. (Pause) Unless they make an All-Stars 2 but who would be dumb enough to do that?

Noah: (Pause) Wait, what am I saying? This is Chris we're talking about.

*Ding!*

Scott was barely up when he hears Mike and Zoey talking to each other. The colt comments, "Wow, I'm glad that we didn't get send out. This is the second time we avoided elimination."

"Right; And best of all, another jerk will be leaving. Ironic since it was Alejandro was the one who helped alerted me to Mal." Zoey comments to her love. "Well, him and Duncan."

But mostly Alejandro. *Ding!*

"But I fell first in the challenge! But even if I do go, I decided why not?" Cameron asked with a shrug. "I got tired of this dumb game and since I was a winner..."

"I thought it was Lightning." Cody said puzzled to DJ who hushes him.

"...or runner-up."

Depending on how you're seeing it, both of you could have won at different points. Maybe. *Ding!*

Dawn: This team seems to have a sense of friendship. No villains, no problems despite maybe Sierra, just some friendship. I hate to see Cameron or someone else go but in this game...well, you get the idea.

I mean, sure, there's no villlains amongst yourselves, but have you forgotten about the rest of Equestria? *Ding!* Also, I'd probably keep an eye on Sierra if I were you, she's going coo coo crazy. Apparently Cody can't have any other girlfriend. *Ding!*

Sierra: (continues screaming like mad.)

(Pinkie appears, putting a sticker on the mare's mouth to shut Sierra up)

Pinkie: Sorry! No screaming in the secret room!

Huh. For once I'm actually glad Pinkie busted into the confessional. *Ding!*

Both teams took a ride in the train and arrive in Canterlot. Flash was waiting for them at the train station as they got off.

"All right, I'm to escort you all to the throne room. Don't wander off." Flash said sternly.

Flash Sentry. *Ding!*

"Let me make this perfectly clear once and for all, Alejandro." Heather took a deep breath as she glared right at Alejandro. "I do not like you. I have never liked you to begin with! There was a time I MAY have liked you, but that was all it was, one of those mere crushes like when you pulled the charms on Bridgette and Lindsay! You FORCED Bridgette into a kiss, making her feel like a cheater, then you manipulated EVERYONE'S feelings when we were on the plane doing World Tour, THEN when it came to the final challenge, you forced my hand when you tried to manipulate my feelings!"

"You did that in the finale of..." Alejandro started.

"Don't change the subject!" Heather took a deep breath. "On top of that, in last season, you FAKED an injury that I literally fell for; I can't believe you did that! You STOLE the statue from me and played it to get me out! That was the day I TRULY hated you!"

"What about the whole thing where we dat-" Alejandro started.

"Again, we both agreed it was to troll Chris!" Heather frowned. "And now, NOW... you call up my name, you bust up my wing, and now you forced me out of a challenge, just so you can figure out who my boyfriend is! That's the last straw, Alejandro! Get the message CLEAR from the mouth. WE... WERE... NOT... A...THING! WE! WERE! NEVER! A! THING! YOU WANTED TO THINK YOU HAD A THING WITH ME, AND I MAY HAVE FALLEN FOR IT A COUPLE OF TIMES, BUT IT IS CLEAR TO ME YOU ARE A SNAKE, A PURE SON OF A GUN WHO IS A PURE WOMANIZER! I HOPE THE PRINCESSES DO GET YOU OUT! AS FAR AS EVERYONE HERE CAN TELL, YOU ARE AN UNRELIABLE LEADER FOR OUR TEAM, SO YOU GET NO SYMPATHIES FROM US! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!"

I SAID GOOD DAY! *Ding!*

"Ugh! Defeated again! Fine, fine, I'm going." Alejandro groans a bit as he stood still as Discord appears behind him. "But at least Heather should tell me whom she's dating before I go."

"Well, since you wanted to know so desperately." Heather begins to say with a sinister smirk. "The guy I'm dating is B..."

Suddenly the princesses use their magic to change Alejandro back to normal then Discord activates his black hole, kicking the jerk in. As Alejandro is send screaming into the black hole, the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony remarks in false sympathy, "Oops, sorry; Out of time. But thank you for playing!"

Sorry Al, we need to keep this charade going until episode 26! *Ding!*

"Like my great uncle..." Staci was cut off when Chris tosses the boot to her.

To Staci I bequeath... a boot to the head. *Bonk!* *Ding!*

Sierra looks worried as only she and Cameron are left standing. Chris spoke up, "And then there's Sierra and Cameron; Sierra; Getting a bit nutso right now but not enough to be a hazard to the ponies' health."

I don't know man, I think that girl would end up killing whoever's between her and Cody. *Ding!*

"The final cupcake of the night for your team goes to..." Celestia said, pausing for a moment. Sierra and Cameron waits anxiously, wondering who will get the final cupcake of the night. After that, the princess spoke, "...Sierra."

Sierra is only safe because Cameron contributes absolutely nothing to the plot. *Ding!*

"Well, like I said before, I think it's best to stand aside and give you others a chance to play." Cameron said with a nod, relieved that he's leaving the game once more. The princesses use their magic to change him back, "And I got one more thing to..."

Discord made the black hole appears again which sucks Cameron in and out of the game. After it disappears once more, he remarks, "I hate long goodbyes."

And I hate short goodbyes, but you don't see me doing something about it Discord. *Ding!*